Newspaper Issue 345

Club Penguin has updated its weekly newspaper, the Club Penguin Times. In this week’s edition of the Club Penguin Times, we have our main article, supporting article, and our Upcoming Events. Our main article of this week’s newspaper was submitted by Aunt Arctic, and informs us that a giant purple meteor has been spotted heading right towards the island of Club Penguin. Our supporting article informs us of a strange broken down machine that was found in the wilderness by some penguins. And, last but not least, we have our Upcoming Events page.

A large meteor has been spotted in the sky and is heading straight for Club Penguin. Gary informs us that there is a 99.9% chance that the meteor will strike the island. Apparently, the meteor was spotted 2 weeks ago in the telescope by a wizard and is not very large so it won’t cause much damage. According to Gary’s estimate, the meteor will bang somewhere on the Dock on the date of June 7th. As long as penguins wear their hard hats, and stay out of it’s way, they shouldn’t be hurt at all.

An odd discovery was made in the wilderness where a large broken down machine was found in the snow. The penguins who found this bizarre contraption stated that they were hiking through the woods north of the Cove and they found a weird contraption and they started to poke it with a stick to see if anything would happen. They also state that it looked like a brown puffleinvention which have been discovered in the wilderness before. Experts are currently investigating this invention and more information will be released in next week’s newspaper.

• On Now – Penguin Style Catalog
• June 7 – Furniture Catalog
• Coming Soon – A Super Event
• June 7 – Meteor Strike

-Nerd132